Friday, December 19, 2008


A Garbaloot is a monster that lives in certain swamps. It attacks at midnight and never dies. At the top of its head it has floppy skin like a turkey has on its neck. It has tubular eyes protruding from the sides of its head. On its arms and cheeks it has fins that help it swim and fly. It has a beard made out of squid tentacles. It has a boa wrapped tightly around its arm. It has webbed hands and it has tough feet with horns on them. It eats liver of crocodiles. That would be all.